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As I walked into the forest I thought …
As I walked into the forest I thought Maybe I shouldn’t feel so fraught. There are no visible footsteps to be seen But, with eyes so...
The Bully
There’s all sorts of bullies in the world, the old man said, But some don’t like their stories read. Most men wake up with a bully in the...
Today's Assumers, Consumers and Doomers
Something’s odd about my new next-door neighbour, He’s filling his house up with boxes of stuff. On passing, I peeked around the garage...
Balls said the Queen, If I had them Id be King.
I met a really gorgeous guy with eyes of misty brown. They twinkled at me as he asked if I would ‘play a round’. I didn’t need a second...
RU OK ???
RU OK with all this talk of suicide rates We need a cure, a new path of invention When so many of the departing folks don’t seek any type...
The Romance of The Road
The highway can become an addiction Being a truckie can be an affliction Owning a motor bike is like breaking a rule Play it right and...
Snouts In The Trough
Why have Prime Ministers when they all do the same crap Their wages sure are a pretty good wrap They lie and they cheat and promise you...
Clifton Clowers
Her lips were pursued because when they became loose all the ships started to sink they hung round her neck like a noose Her lips were...
Date Roll
I wish I’d bought more dunny rolls before Covid came to town when all the bloody wankers hit the shops like clowns they bought out all...
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
On the platform at the railway station In the centre of the town A lady was sitting on the seat while waiting for her train. A rather...
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